May 2013
like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink
who wrote the story of my life
“I’m getting a fucking divorce.”
—my dad when my mom threw a draw 4 in uno (via wattup)
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
Hey, let’s read some fanfics
lET’S NO T READ SOE M FANIF CS
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
You know what’s attractive?
Not this:
EVERYONE REBLOG THIS
On average, men’s pants have about 6 inch deep pockets.
IT’S 2013 AND WE STILL DON’T HAVE PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY
PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY!!!
behold a collection of the ugliest shoes ever
what the hell did i log onto
you know what’s the most unrealistic thing about harry potter
who the fuck gets 37 presents for birthday from their parents
i know right i always get 38
I'll make a man out of you
BEST ENJOYED WITH HEADPHONES
LEFT EAR: Mandarin version.
RIGHT EAR: English version.
Enjoy the multiple eargasm…
AAAH YOU ALMOST MADE ME HAVE A LACK OF PERFECTION ON MY BLOG
YOU ARE SO LUCKY I AM AWAKE
HOLYSHIT
guys omg guys guys listen
whoa…..
never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural
Worst feelings in the world
- Failing a test you studied really hard for
- Getting replaced in a friendship
- Getting ignored
- Having something that you’re looking forward to, get cancelled
- Having to fight back tears in front of people
- Finding out that the person you like, likes someone else
- Goodbyes
- Showing your parents something you’re proud of only to get a disinterested reply
That last one always breaks my heart.
RGHHgh
“So, I see you like Benedict Cumberbatch. What’s so great about-“
“Okay but I mean what specifical-“
“Uhmm is it his acting or his looks/personality or-“
